Categories Family Jokes

WHY BUHARI MUST NOT WIN

I want to ask, if Buhari should win Jonathan, will Buhari’s wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does? This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Examples of her “award winning speeches” include: 1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT. 2- * My husband and […]

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Categories Family Jokes

Fathers are not fools

A boy was with his father when he saw his girlfriend coming.BOY: Have you come to collect your book titled; “SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN’T UNDERSTAND IT?” by Ngozi Okafor.Girl: No, I want that our hymns called “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?”Boy: I don’t have that one… may be you should take the other […]

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Categories Family Jokes

Grandma Shockers For Lawyers

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. […]

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