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WHY BUHARI MUST NOT WIN

I want to ask, if Buhari should win Jonathan,
will Buhari’s wife make
Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like
first lady Dame Patience
does? This woman has increased the life span
of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her “award winning speeches”
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I
left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
“sharing”
12- * diaris God o…
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my
family.
14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a
question for you. When a child fails an exam,
isn’t the child supposed
to be repeated?
Please support and honour Nigeria first lady by
sharing this with all
your contacts
Don’t laugh alone. Let us vote Buhari out
because His wife can’t
make us laugh like first lady Dame Patience
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis message “we are
reading” “diaris god o
# justbeingsacastic

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