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Fathers are not fools

A boy was with his father when he
saw his girlfriend coming.BOY: Have
you come to collect your book titled;
“SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN’T
UNDERSTAND IT?” by Ngozi Okafor.Girl:
No, I want that our hymns called “WHERE SHOULD I
WAIT FOR YOU?”Boy: I
don’t have that one… may be you
should take the other one “UNDER THE
MANGO TREE” by Crooks.Girl: Fine but
don’t forget to bring “I WILL CALL YOU
IN 5 MINS” while coming to school…Boy: I will also bring
this one
too, “I WON’T LET YOU DOWN” by Chinua
Achebe.Then;Dad: These are too many,
will she read all of them?Boy: Yes dad,
she is very smart.Dad: Okay, don’t
forget to give her the one on the table titled, “I AM NOT
STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU’VE BEEN SAYING” by
Shakespeare!And also d one on d
dinning titled IF SHE GETS PREGNANT
PREPARE TO GET MARRIED by wole
soyinka.

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