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Woman Assaults Roommate Over Cookies

One night, a Florida woman named Hersha Howard was craving some Thin Mints — a popular variety of Girl Scout cookie. But as she searched her home for them, Howard was shocked to discover that the cookies were gone. She soon began to suspect that the one responsible was her hilariously named roommate, Jasmin Wanke.
At around 1 a.m., Howard confronted Wanke, accusing her of stealing the Thin Mints. Howard then did what any rational, sane person would do: She beat the everloving monkey poo out of her thieving roommate.
Eventually, Wanke’s husband pulled the two of them apart, but that wasn’t going to stop Howard. Wanke ate her Thin Mints, and they needed to be avenged. So Howard started chasing her with a pair of scissors before eventually hitting her with a wooden board. The epic duel then moved to the kitchen, where Hersha bit Wanke’s bosom and hit her several more times.
Finally, Wanke’s husband was able to restrain Howard until the police came and arrested her — although we can only imagine what the hell he was doing during the whole scissors/board/bosom-chomping exchange (probably eating the Thin Mints). Howard was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, but as far as we know, cookie thief Wanke is still at large
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